Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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