she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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