i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He passed out mid-signature
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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