just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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