He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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