thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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