belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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