It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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