He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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