Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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