Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
They are going to name an STD after you.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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