then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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