they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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