guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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