that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
How does one acquire holy water?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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