Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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