Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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