OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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