THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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