I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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