He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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