She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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