dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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