worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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