i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
What drink are we having for lunch?
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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