Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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