Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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