Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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