Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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