so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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