question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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