shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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