would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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