Just mADE A PArabola og urine
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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