They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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