Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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