Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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