go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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