I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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