i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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