i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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