I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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