Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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