talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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