I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
You surviving the open bar?
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i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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