i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????