Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team