I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.