You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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