we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish i was in the wii world.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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