these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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