who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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