I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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