we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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