Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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