Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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