i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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