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I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans

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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.

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Tell them they are ugly.

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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in

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it was like getting a handjob from robocop

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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?

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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?

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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.

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And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...

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Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?

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