I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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